The Stops
London
Home of the Queen, the circle line challenge, the original Hard Rock Cafe, Dizzee Rascal, Carling and Football.
Dover
Has some white cliffs and a ferry.
Ferry to Dunkerque
Has seats and a coffee shop.
Dunkerque
Some battle was fought there in one of the world wars. I reckon we probably won.
Black Forest
Some forest in the middle of nowhere.
Munich
Home of some of the best beers in the world, the Weisswürste (white sausage), Apple Strudel and Leiderhosen.
Ocktoberfest
Sampling of some of the best beers in the world, eating of sausages and apple strudel, all whilst wearing leiderhosen.
Bottrop Alpine Centre
Check out this website. It’s all in some europe talk though, so good luck with that. (Or use google translate here).
Amsterdam
Home of the Dutch. Famous for tulips and wooden clogs. And it’s coffee shops that sell drugs.
Bruge
Home of the honker horn, the famous Flemmish hip hop dance off of 2009 and ridicuously strong Belgian beer (Duvel = 8.5%).